Funny Mondays: Dogs & Donkeys

We've decided that everyone needs cheering up on a Monday. Whether you're ill at home or stuck in some stuffy office, Mondays are the hardest day of the week. And, if you are ill, then i know from experience that if you're stuck i bed Mondays are horrible, you've had everyone home with you all weekend but Monday comes and you've got to last until Friday night. Bummer. So, now we're going to make it our mission to make Mondays better by having a new joke ready for you and a funny picture. Sound good? We hope so...

This is our Izzy. She's slightly crazy and can't catch a ball to save her life, as you can see! Oh, she tries, really hard and, luckily for us, this is how we get the best photos of her. As she's staying at Michael's mums he goes to walk her in a big field especially for dogs, taking lots of photos for me so that when he gets home it's sort of like i was on the walk with them. This is a huge tip for M.E sufferers with pets, just get someone to take lots of photos for you to look at whilst they're walking the dog or playing with the cat. So, this is our funny photo of the week and i hope everyone's liked looking at it!

This is our joke:
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

Now, we think it's hard to find jokes that are funny and not rude! But, i think we've done it with this one! We don't often read a joke and it make us laugh, especially not me, so as soon as we saw a joke that made us chuckle we chose it for our Funny Monday. We hope this joke made you squeal with laughter, but a giggle will do.

So, this was our first Funny Monday, we hope it brightened your day a bit and we'll be keeping up with this every Monday. Please come back and keep reading our blog posts! And, if you want to, please feel free to comment below with something for Funny Monday or email us at laurabrockway1993@gmail.com, we'd love to hear from you.

Adios Amigos

Laura     &     Michael

P.S. We're going to be working on the appearance of the blog, we want to make it look awesome for you, so be sure to keep checking back to see any progress we've made!


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