30/12/2013

Funny Mondays: Best of 2013

It's the last Funny Monday of the year! How time flies when you perk a Monday up. Of course, we thought it was only appropriate to share the best jokes of 2013.
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The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men. Phil Wang at the Edinborough Fringe festival 2013.

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food? Unknown origin.

My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from Scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia at Just The Tonic in Bristol Square.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Don't let Kevin Bacon die. Bill Murray.

Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. Will Ferrel.


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