23/12/2013

Funny Mondays: 'tis the season to be jolly.

It's Christmas in 2 days. 2 days! Where has it gone?! We hope you're all feeling festive, but if not then hopefully we'll be able to perk you up.
  • Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were to deer.
  • Mary and Joseph- now they had a stable relationship.
  • Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care.
  • Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars? Because their days are numbered.
  • How do you know if Santa's been in your shed? You've got 3 extra hoes.
  • Why did Rudolph the reindeer have the complete works of Shakespeare on his top lip? Because his nose was well read.
These jokes were borrowed from The Huffington Post.

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