- Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were to deer.
- Mary and Joseph- now they had a stable relationship.
- Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care.
- Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars? Because their days are numbered.
- How do you know if Santa's been in your shed? You've got 3 extra hoes.
- Why did Rudolph the reindeer have the complete works of Shakespeare on his top lip? Because his nose was well read.
These jokes were borrowed from The Huffington Post.